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Jesus Pets

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With freakish coincidence both Augean Stabletalk and Tim Summers put me on to this organisation quite independently in the last 24hrs. Just in case you have been wondering what to do with your pets after the rapture here are some people to help. See what you think!

Their site reads:

“What is JesusPets?

Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?

Many Christians believe that animals do not go to heaven. So when Jesus comes back and you return with him to heaven, will there be somebody to take care of your dog or cat?

If you have a non-Christian family member, they might take care of your pet, but if not, have you made any plans? Imagine being taken to streets of gold while your dog starves to death walking around in his own feces trapped in your small house or apartment, subject to fire and earthquakes or even being eaten by heathens searching for any remaining morsel of food. Do you want that to happen?

With the imminent collapse of the global economy and rampant godlessness, even the community shelters will not have the resources to care for your poor, hungry animals. So you need to make preparations.

That’s what JesusPets is for. We are assembling a community of heathen pet-lovers to care for pets that are “left-behind.” We are coordinating with feed mills and kennels in preparation for your post-apocalyptic pet care needs.”


I am not sure I want a group of ‘heathen pet lovers’ looking after my Benny when I am gone. Blimey, is there no end to what people will spend their money on?

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Written by ellenloudon

January 21, 2007 at 2:26 pm

Posted in fun, religion

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  1. this is by far the scariest thing i have ever read. I shall never get another pet for the rest of my adult life. I don’t want to leave them to be eaten by hungry heathens. Am scared and completely freaked out.

    St. Claire of Toxteth

    January 21, 2007 at 4:09 pm

  2. they really are serious. i’m scared. i think 9if i have not already been judged to have done so) i shall herwith renounce my faith and stay with the stray mutts.

    Caroline

    January 21, 2007 at 7:46 pm

  3. Absolutely barking! And yes, a bit scary. I see they have a nice line of Jesus Pets merchandise…Thanks for bringing this to the blogging world’s attention!Woof Woof(Woof Woofington)

    Woof Woofington

    January 21, 2007 at 9:09 pm

  4. hey i’ll look after them for you… this rapture thing is a load of twaddle anyway so by offering i’ll never have to do it anyway… ha ha

    Adam

    January 21, 2007 at 11:18 pm

  5. My inaugural address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions!Read My Inaugural Address My Site=http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman Your jaw will drop!

    Secret Rapture

    January 22, 2007 at 3:06 pm

  6. My jaw has dropped. Madness gone mad!

    Ellen Loudon

    January 22, 2007 at 3:10 pm

  7. Thank you for leaving my link up. Your reaction is not unusual. The Secret Rapture soon! Within months, if not years, by my hand, we will be in the post apocalyptic world of ‘Jericho’ on TV! Stay tuned!

    Secret Rapture

    February 7, 2007 at 3:08 pm


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